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On August 24th, 2006, Pluto was demoted as a planet in the solar system. Since then, the dwarf planet has been plotting and scheming to get revenge on the planet that ruined it’s reputation, Earth. In February 1991, an N.E.S. game called Metal Storm predicted that it takes almost 500 years to execute this revenge. The planning stage is the longest, it seems.
Sadly, the game doesn’t have Vegan police, nor some bass battle. But it does have kick-ass-ery.
Ah, Hallowe’en. A time to get individually sized candies the days after for dirt cheap prices. A day to waste a perfectly good pumpkin for target practice for the local juvenile delinquents instead of an awesome pie. Yes a time to scare ourselves with horror marathons on television that will eventually be Ghostbusters over and over again. A time to dress up in alluring outfits for your significant other or your close friends. Not me, however. I don’t have a girlfriend to wear the sexy nurse outfit, and hell, it doesn’t fit me anymore.
Some movies you look back on and wonder why you liked that movie when you were a kid. You know what I mean. Remembering when you loved a film you saw back in the golden times of your childhood, then watching the movie again in your adult years and thinking to yourself that you were a stupid child for thinking that?