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Playing around with the menus and the 3D settings gave me a firm reminder of that Star Trek The Next Generation episode when everyone was hypnotized by the 3D game. If that episode was true then the only people that can save me is Wil Wheaton, Brent Spiner and Ashley Judd. Somehow, that now encourages me to play the system even more.

Did Lady Luck get drunk and streak down the strip, and too hungover to help me out on the biggest tournament I have been so far?

My initial thought when I heard the title? Eight starving hobos and a giant leg of lamb hanging above the ring. It would be homeless ladder match for the ages. Book it for the next Wrestlemania.

It's Nicolas Cage bad, but is it bad bad, good bad, or will it send my brain cells straight to hell?